Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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