so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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