Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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