this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She's the barista slut.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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