we made out on top of his cat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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