Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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