I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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