Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
