Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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