just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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