i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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