Buhtt sex?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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