member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Randomize
