Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im holly from the hills drunk
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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