I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
