I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
