Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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