Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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