I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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