Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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