why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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