They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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