I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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