She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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