Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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