Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How does one acquire holy water?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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