hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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