I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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