so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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