Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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