What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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