they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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