So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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