brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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