Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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