Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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