Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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