Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.