Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She needs sedatives and a leash
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum