I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.