But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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