Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
