Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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