she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm drive I can fine osifer
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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