y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
3 2 1 whiskey
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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