So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We got so high we made milksteak
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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