I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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