I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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