I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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