nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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