just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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