I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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