awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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