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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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