I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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